And it's name is SNOOGLE. For all you future fathers, NEVER GET THIS!!! Here's a pic of this invasive, massive entity.
This "thing" swallows my wife and creates and impenetrable fortress at the same time. I might as well be sleeping on my bed in my old dorm room. That's about how much room I currently have. I am now sixth on the list, maybe seven, as far as bed priority goes. I think it's as this: Michelle, Ashes (cat), Snoogle (snoogle), Sagwa (cat), Tigger (cat), Brandon(litter box cleaner), Pink Blankie(Pink Blanket). I think I might be after the blanket but I'm not sure. One day, late at night, the Snoogle might have an accident. "Oh no...the Snoogle is leaking stuffing. " "Oh no, the Snoogle is a little flat. That must be uncomfortable." "Oh I had to throw the Snoogle away. The cat pee'd on it." (I have to keep it realistic)
I will get my side back somehow. Read now before the blog police edits my post.
**the blog police (aka Michelle) have intercepted this entry!!!! the Snoogle is FABULOUS!!! Don't listen to Brandon, he has slightly more room than the old long twin beds in the dorms! Besides, if he keeps up the snoring like a lumberjack routine, he WILL be sleeping in a dorm room somewhere! A pregnant lady needs her sleep! :) BTW...the pink blankie is pretty important...
ENJOY this blog!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!
9 comments:
OMG that was hilarious and highly enjoyable to read this Friday afternoon...
LOL -- yes, my husband thinks he's quite the "character"!!
just WAIT until I weigh 500 pounds, am using the snoogle AND my sis-in-laws "4-pillow special" technique! He will have to bunk at your place, Lise :)
Jackson!
Off to a good start already... Husbands are for practicing your parenting skills :-) But seriously, congrats to you and Brandon! Looking forward to monitoring your progress...
Hi Shell - I saw the Snoogle at the store (plus I saw it up in Tahoe with you). It is hilarious .. but if it works, then it is all good.
Love,
MOM
Hi kids:
Only Brandon would write about an inanimated object - a snoogle. Just think of this, Brandon, if it makes Michelle comfortable, let her sleep with it. So you're relegated to last place on the bed...that's OK. At least you have a place on the bed...so far. Just wait when the baby comes...
Thanks for the birthday wish...
Mom
I feel for you, man...but like your momma said...just wait 'til the baby joins you! maybe then you can claim that Jordan Russell (that's Uncle Waymond's name suggestion!)pee'd on it!!
speaking of names...when you gonna share your short list???
take care!
dad
hahaha, I love this post, you guys! It makes it extra funny if you close your eyes and picture what the heck Brandon is saying.
Another note: I just looked at your timeline and realize you are more than HALF WAY THERE! So exciting!! I hope you will certainly not wait like Ant Cindy and Uncle Paul and wait until the baby is born to pick out his name. Like your dad said, hints on the short list???
Loving your blog - - I'm addicted!
Love,
Ant Cindy
I like Snoogle. That's a funny word. Snoogle! Snoogle! Ha ha!
haha!!! I am in total agreement with the mom to-be! Pregnant woman need their sleep. Don't husbands realize that a tired AND hormonal pregnant women is a dangerous combination? Thoroughly enjoyed the post!
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